Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Things I Say to My Dog But Not My Boyfriend

"The love I have for both of these rugrats is unconditional, but how I show it is always a little different. Let's play a game of who I said what too, shall we?


"Hi BABYYYYYYYY! How are youuuuu?!"
 Chewy.
I'm pretty sure my boyfriend would send me straight back outside and say "Try that again."

"Look at that fat belly!"
Chewy.
I'm not that cruel guys. And if you've ever seen her, she really is pudgy.

"I brought you a treat!"
Boyfriend.
I occasionally do sweet things for him like bring him cookies and chocolate. I'm a hopeless romantic.

"You drooled again."
Both
Chewy can leave some little "snot circles" behind, and the boyfriend is just a deep sleeper. It's okay though; you're still my #1.

"You are so picky."
Boyfriend
Let's be real, have you ever met a dog that is picky about food? The boyfriend usually sticks to basic meals you can find on a dinner appetizer menu.

"Awe, look at all those grey hairs."
Chewy
I mean she's 12 years old, that's like 80 in dog years.

"STOP!"
Both
Sometimes I just can't with both of them, yenno?

"I miss you."
Boyfriend
I do miss chewy, but I live with her, so she doesn't really give me the opportunity to miss her.

"Did you throw up on the carpet again?!"
Chewy
The boyfriend is not that irresponsible. Chewy eats a lot of stuff she shouldn't anyways, refer up four lines and you will see why.

"You are so cute! I'm so lucky to have you."
I'll never tell!


I hope some of you talk to your animals as much as I do. I don't know when I became so weird, but it's my little nest of life and I enjoy it.
Three cheers for the pup and bae for being put on blast like that!




1 comment:

  1. "You're so cute! I'm so lucky to have you."
    I'll never tell!

    Definitely goes to Chewy... :)

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