Call Me Shallow, But My Bachelorette Bracket Is Picked Solely On Who I Think Is The Tallest

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ABC's The Bachelorette is back in session and I am here for Hannah Brown's season. 

Unleash the Hannah Beast.

I'm not one that's super into reality TV but The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are two trash TV shows I can get behind. This is my version of Fantasy Football, although, I wish I had a little more say in the draft....

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Anyways, I am a little partial towards The Bachelorette because it is so much more relatable and easier for me to see what's going on in a girl's head than a guy's head. I know what my standard qualities in a guy are and they're pretty well connected to what a lot of other ladies basic expectations of a man are. 

For me, right off the back, my basic expectations are circled around height, overall appearance (AKA is he cute?!), and the personality (although some girls will swap this one out for a fat wallet, to each their own though). Hence why I am leading my bachelorette bracket with who I think is the tallest. 

Hannah B is a pageant QWEEEEEN and she needs her beautiful king standing right beside her, probably towering over her. 


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Does my height factor make me shallow? Probably, but at the same time, look at who she gave her first rose to. Cam is literally a foot and a half taller than Hannah! Cam was quirky, cute and TALL. He hit the trifecta. I'm just going off of her first impression as a bachelorette so I think I might have a solid line up here for week one.


Here are my picks for who I think will last until week two (or maybe through eternity) for Hannah B's season of The Bachelorette.


Disclaimer: I am going into this pretty blindly. I've done some minor Instagram stalking but a lot of knowledge from my picks are from their headshot photos.

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To meet the rest of the cast check em out here. Id love to know why you picked who you picked!


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Garrett
27
Golf Pro
Birmingham, AL
Approximate height guess: 6’3”


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Jed
25
Singer/Songwriter
Nashville, TN
Approximate height guess: 6’1”


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Luke S.
29
Political Consultant
Washington, DC (typical)
Approximate height guess: 6’2”
He looks pretty democratic to me and Hannah is from the south so... this is a gamble pick.


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Peter
27
Pilot
Westlake Village, CA
Approximate height guess: 6’3”


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Cam
30
Software Sales
Austin, TX
Approximate height guess: 6’3”


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Chasen
27
Pilot
Ann Arbor, MI
Approximate height guess: 6’2”
Can we talk about how his name is two names, in one? 


I would have posted their Instagram handles so you can do some stalking yourself but they're all pretty private or nonexistent. I'm guessing that is all about to change though. 

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